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Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, there was a young maiden who spent day after day in her square, gray room, freezing to death and dreaming of sleep. As soon as she entered the palace at night, she fell to the velveteen sofa or her lush bed, only to be rudely awakened by the alarm clock of Doom each morning at an ungodly hour.
Yeah, enough of that.
I am sorry I haven’t been updating like I have wanted to lately. I am not sure whether I am sick, or something is wrong, but I have been so tired I can barely think straight. I promise I will be back to regularly scheduled programming soon! And I know you are oh-so-eager to hear about the time I threw up in French class in 8th grade on the same day I started my period, or how last night I watched the worst hockey game of all time, or how much I miss my parents and sister. Thrilling!
[Spoiler alert from 2014: I WAS PREGNANT. I just didn’t know it!]