They certainly don’t tell you that your darling daughter won’t poop for a week but be fairly happy until, of course, she returns to daycare. Then she will scream bloody murder and they will ask you to come over and RETRIEVE THE POOP YOURSELF since she can’t push it out.
Oh. My. Word.
I checked with a few other parents to make sure this was something that actually happened to other people. That my daycare providers are not voo doo practicing nuts or something.
It’s true. Shudder.
And I did. Oh yes, I did.
So you will understand why I am still in shock and have nothing else to write about tonight.